Hey, Kris Simpson here. Let me ask you a question, do you have any unsightly and ugly fat pockets on your body? I mean, do you have man boobs, and muffin top, bingo wings, or banana rolls, or even worse, do you have a FUPA?? Let me guess, some personal trainer has told you that you can’t spot reduce your fat pockets, That spot reduction is a myth and that you’ve got to do this exercise and that exercise…You’ve got to moan, groan, and sweat. Well, let me tell you, I love moaning and groaning, but I ain’t going to sweat getting her done. Now, what if I told you that I’ve invented a product that’ll literally suck all the body fat away forever? Yeah, that’s right. Read my lips, forever!
Introducing the amazing FAT VACC – Spot Reduction is not a Myth!!
Hey guys. Would you be interested in getting rid of those fat pockets forever?
Workout Group: Yeah.
Kris Simpson: Well, that’s what I thought, and I’ve got the product for you. Come on. Let’s go!!
Workout Group: Whooo …
Kris Simpson: Introducing the Fat-Vacc. Lay it on me. What’s your problem? Where’s your fat? You got man boobs. Not to worry. We got the Fat-Vacc, plus the booby chapter one. Check this out, folks. Now, this might hurt a little bit. Did you shave? It’s going to hurt a lot. What do we have here? Nope, don’t tell me. I have a feeling it’s back fat, isn’t it?
Speaker 3: You’re right.
Kris Simpson: Don’t worry. The Fat-Vacc is going to take care of that. Ready?
Speaker 3: I’m ready.
Kris Simpson: Going to hurt a little when it starts, but it’s going to start to feel a little better real quick.
Speaker 3: Wow, you’re right.
Kris Simpson: Yeah, the Fat-Vacc is taking care of the back fat. What do we have … do you eat bananas?
Speaker 4: I do.
Kris Simpson: I can tell. We’ve got some banana rolls here, folks, but don’t worry. Fat-Vacc is going to take care of that. Ready? Here we go. Whoa, it looks like I need the extender. We’re going to have reach for these bananas, folks. Here we go up to the bananas. There we go. I got one banana, and two banana, three banana.
Perfect. Aha. Let me ask you a question, play bingo much?
Speaker 5: No??
Kris Simpson: Looks like you do ’cause we got a case of bingo wings here, folks. Don’t worry, Fat-Vacc take care of that. Up the arms for a B-I-N-G-O. Good-bye, bingo wings. Oh my god. Okay, folks, Fat-Vacc can use this one too. Ready? We got some booty fat here, and we’re going to use the brush one to take that booty right down to a smooth surface, you can bounce quarters of this butt. Aha, after-baby bump?
Speaker 6: Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Kris Simpson: That’s what I thought. Don’t worry. Fat-Vacc can take care of that. Where’s your belly button?
Speaker 6: Right there.
Kris Simpson: Okay, let’s get started. We’re going to have to do this one a little softer. How’s your tummy feeling now?
Speaker 6: A little funny.
Kris Simpson: Uh-huh (affirmative). Now, here’s the part you’ve been waiting for. For the first time ever, you can own your very own Fat-Vacc and solve all your fat problems right now for three easy payments of $299.00.
All you need to do is call 1-888-FATVACC and order yours today. That’s 1, triple 8, Fat-Vacc, but wait, if you call in the next 15 minutes, you will receive the Fat-Vacc emulsifier. That’s right, the Fat-Vacc emulsifier. Now, you can make use of all that fat that you’ve just sucked off your body for things like waxing your car, household cleaning, and it even can be used for oil wrestling competitions. Game on!!
What are you waiting for? Get on the phone, and order your Fat-Vacc today!!!
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